A Little-known Santa Myth

It was January 9, a long time ago.  Santa, just back from his two-week post-Christmas Sabbatical, was addressing his Elf staff. “I have great news!  Next year, we’re going Global!” The elves gasped.  Up until then, the Santa Claus operating environment had been localized.  They hadn’t even tested a regional model. “Whoa,” said one elf.…